After spending 6 hours in an elementary school with 150 iMacs I have realized this:

I hate macs. I hate macs. I hate macs. I hate macs. I hate macs. I hate macs.
Why did apple decide to make the fucking iMac speak its warning messages out loud, make a mouse that looks like a fucking hockey puck, use non-standard video cables for its monitors, have no method to eject a CD without a power source and make the mouse cable 2 feet long?

Think different my ass.

Did I forget to say that I hate macs?