I’ve figured it out:

The cure for the common cold is, in order:

1. 3 hours in a Toyota Highlander
2. Thanksgiving Dinner
3. 3 more hours in a Toyota Highlander
4. Nerf Guns
5. A minimum of 2 bottles of energy drinks, broken up by honey roasted peanuts
6. 4 hours standing outside of Best Buy between the hours of 12AM and 5AM
7. 20 minutes of jogging/stampeding through Best Buy
8. 6 hours of sleep starting at 5:30 AM

_{Intermittent cursing and bathroom breaks may be placed at will within 8 step program}

I should patent this.

See you all on Friday/Saturday