A work in progress

It’s 1AM, I still need to write one more page in my English paper (ALMOST DONE!) and the Woot of the day is yet another goddamn Microsoft Zune.

However, not all my time has gone to waste, for I am learning! (Yes, I am managing to learn at this wonderful place called college)

For example, the reason women can easily speak out their emotions is due to the fact that the center for negative emotion in women is centered in the cerebral cortex, which also does that fancy stuff called speech and reasoning (This is what makes us > monkeys). The reason us guys can’t say what’s wrong with us when we look pissed off is because the center for negative emotions in us is centered in the amygdala, or in other words, a shitty undeveloped area of the brain on par with rats. To put it simply, The area for speech and high-level thinking is not connected to the area for negative emotion in guys, while in girls both emotions and high-level thinking occur in the same area. This is why a girl can tell you what’s wrong with her while the guy will say “I dunno.”

What does this have to do with my paper? Well it partially explains why most men hate sappy chick flicks.

The more you know…